Imagine what the world would be like if everyone thought like me. If humans believed in submission as an appropriate gesture when first meeting a stranger and practiced it as the art form it is. The planet would be a very peaceful place. Of course, you’d have to be careful when walking along sidewalks because there would probably be many people lying down on their backs and exposing their jugulars to strangers who are then obligated to spend some time sniffing them. But that would slow everyone down, which would be very beneficial as well…in my opinion, anyway.

Imagine if every family was like a wolf family — bonded together with loyalty and unwavering love. If humans understood that the pack is everything, there would never be any sad children or lonely people who then get angry and try to hurt others just because they’re hurt. Wolves and all their descendants (of which I am one, as I have made abundantly clear) are very wise. We understand what’s most important in life: love.